How Not To Leap Toward a Ninja

Chances are, if you leap forward in an attempt to grab a ninja (B), the ninja will cleverly disappear, leaving you to fall unceremoniously on your punim (C). Hunkering down for distance (A) will not help you at all, as it will only give the offending ninja even more of a chance to dodge your ill-planned attack.

This lesson in how not to leap toward a ninja was brought to you by Frederator™: Serving all your ninja-related diagram needs for nearly one day.

(This diagram stars Sailor Bird from MooBeard the Cow Pirate and was drawn by Kyle A Carrozza)